My Motley Crew

We live in a zoo.  Seriously.  Our FUR-st born children consists of what some may claim is a small pack of Westies, one very mean bird and one brown dog.  I love these worthless clowns with my whole heart.  They can be the biggest spoiled brats in the world, but oh how they make me smile and laugh out loud.  And they don't care if you haven't had a bath or brushed your teeth in a few days...just pure unconditional love.  Added bonus is that they understand complete sentences!  None of that baby talk.  You can use SAT words and they still understand.  My Westies are definitely smarter than your 5th graders.  As for the Brown Dog....hes just a good ol' brown dog.  And the Devil Bird...who really knows what she's plotting half the time, but I guarantee its something to cause my demise.  She thinks that Stud Hubs is her mate.  SERIOUSLY. She will even lay eggs for him...HUSSY.